Saturday, 24 May 2008

The Theory of Ta Da (pt1)...

Or Creationism/Christianity...

"The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

This is from a friends Live Journal, and people wonder why I find religion such an amusing topic. 



Saturday, 17 May 2008

No Country for old Bloggers

It's been a while since I last blogged anything anywhere, because I got fed up with whiney twats, who would post obscure messaged or all the day to day problems just so they can get sympathy and pats on the back. So in the immortal words of meScrew the mother-fuckers”, my life has enough major shit bombs without having to put up with people complaining about having to pay bills and go to work. So if something has happened and it’s good or bad say what the fuck it is rather than be obscure and hope for sympathy and pats on the back, because they ain’t coming from me.

I think too many people in this world fall in to a comfortable groove, and all the do is moan like a bastard. Yet they are too lazy to make the changes for a better life, if you are lazy or don’t want to change then stop moaning. People should pull their fingers out of the arse and reach for their dreams, rather than sitting down and living life through media trash and celebrity gossip magazines. If you want a life worth living then you have to take risks, and learn from failure, not just sit back and moan how life is shit.

If you want to start a revolution, then you need to be willing to step out of line and take a risk or two. No one changed the world while watching reality TV.

I have just had to put up with a few days of stressful shit trying to get a new place to live; it was close to nosebleed level of stress. The country is going credit check and guarantor crazy. I’m a mature student with lives with my partner who is also a mature student; between us we have the same if not more disposable income than a couple in full time work at minimum wage. Yet we need to get a guarantor, all of our family members earn less than us or are retired, it’s like a true WTF moment. Sometimes bureaucracy goes a little too far. So I though balls to it cut the red tape and offered the landlord 4 months’ rent up front to skip the bureaucratic shit. That worked!

Bureaucracy Kills
Just say No!


Well things are sorted now, and moving down to Cardiff happens in two weeks time, to go to a new University because York St John is full of bureaucratic shit, that stops creativity and makes the course a bag a of horse shit. So if you’re thinking of going to York St John, don’t it’s a waste of time and space. Go to a university that doesn’t lie to you and actually allows you to use the equipment rather than just look at it.